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"Goldilocks Eating the Porridge" by Walter Crane (1873)

Goldilocks, Spurtles and World Porridge Day

Posted on Friday the 10th of October 2014Monday the 27th of January 2020 by M-A

On World Porridge Day, humans and bears join over a bowl of spurtle-stirred oatmeal that’s ‘just right’ for the hungry children of the world.

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“North America” Hammond’s Handy Atlas of the World (1909)

Defining ‘Continental’ and ‘Contiguous’

Posted on Friday the 22nd of August 2014Tuesday the 28th of January 2020 by M-A

Have you ever bought something that only ships to the continental US? Ever wonder whether that includes Alaska?

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Cancer Star Map

Etymology of ‘Cancer’

Posted on Friday the 18th of July 2014Sunday the 12th of July 2020 by M-A

For everyone born in July, have you ever wondered how you ended up being named after a deadly disease and what the hell cancer has to do with crabs?

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Fashion Plate by C. Brenner for L'Homme et le Maître Lailleur #223 (1959)

Etymology of ‘Cummerbund’

Posted on Thursday the 15th of May 2014Wednesday the 29th of January 2020 by M-A

Some people call it a cumberbun. Indians call it a kamarband. But whatever you call the cummerbund, why do we wear it with a tuxedo?

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" The Life of a Racehorse" by John Mills (1861)

Etymology of ‘Pee Like a Racehorse’

Posted on Thursday the 1st of May 2014Friday the 10th of April 2020 by M-A

Ever wonder what made the urinary behaviors of racehorses so notorious? Why do we pee like a racehorse? Well it’s got something to do with equine diuretics.

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Hereford Steer

Etymology of ‘Bullshit’

Posted on Saturday the 1st of March 2014Monday the 27th of January 2020 by M-A

Are bull pies a particularly smelly brand of animal waste or is there something more to bullshit? And what exactly is a factoid?

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"Figure C" from Regulations of the US Military Academy, at West Point (1832)

Etymology of ‘Math’ and ‘Maths’

Posted on Saturday the 7th of December 2013Saturday the 7th of May 2022 by M-A

Americans may say ‘math’ while Brits say ‘maths’, but what the heck is a mathematic?

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Etymology of ‘Have Your Cake and Eat It Too’

Posted on Saturday the 9th of November 2013Sunday the 10th of September 2023 by M-A

Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Marie Antoinette, Ted “The Unabomber” Kaczynski and grammarians sure don’t.

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Tricks, Treats and ‘All Hallow’s Read’

Posted on Monday the 28th of October 2013Saturday the 23rd of April 2022 by M-A

Neil Gaiman asks us to trick a friend with a terrifying tale or treat a child with a spooky story this Hallowe’en.

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"Henry drove so well" by H.M. Brock for Northanger Abby (1898)

Etymology of ‘Nice’

Posted on Friday the 7th of June 2013Thursday the 19th of March 2020 by M-A

‘Nice’ is a compliment we throw at people we don’t know how to describe otherwise. But did you know it comes from French meaning ‘weak, needy and stupid’?

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