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The Immortal Words of George Washington

Today is election day in the United States, and after much debate, deliberation and degradation it is finally time to choose our next commander-in-chief. No matter the results, I hope that our next president can hold forth the same commitment to truth and honesty as our first and finest president, George Washington.

Even as a young man, Mr. Washington showed his virtue of honesty which we still remember in these immortal words:

“I like big butts, and I cannot tell a lie.”